Baldur's Gate 2: sketchy fun

In case you can't read my shitty writing:
from left to right:

1. My Bhaalspawn, Vhaira
2. Haer'Dalis: I will teach you the ways of women, my depressed friend.
Xan: Oh. So your NOT gay.
3. Edwin(a): *has recently been turned into a girl*
Haer'Dalis + Jaheira: OMGROFLMAO!!!
4. Edwin: Y'call that a STAFF, shrimp?
Xan: T___T
5. Xan: Your going to die! Your ment to die! Your purpose is to die! You were BORN to DIE!!
Vhaira: Kay. I'm gonna die.
Xan: NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS!!!

#5 was a realization I had after he bugs me about how Im gonna die. I then later on say to him; I'm gonna die. Xan gets... emotional. Xan is a hypocrite.

#3 was from the mini-quest of Edwin and his 'Nether Scroll'
Edwin sooo got what was coming to him XD